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Man Uses Blowjob Cafe Idea to Generate Free Publicity

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Bradley Charvet, marketing genius and owner of the Swiss escort service Facegirl, announced today that he will open the world’s first cafe whereby robots will perform blowjobs for the customers.

The real news is that some news organizations, so desperate for eyeballs and advertising dollars, actually ran this bullshit story, resulting in thousands of horny men checking out Mr Charvet’s Facegirl site.

Thanks to this guy, we now know how to get free publicity for anything using blowjobs. Are you opening a new fast-food joint in your neighborhood? For $100 you can release a newswire announcing that free blowjobs will be given with each purchase of your version of a big mac, and the media will swallow the story. Does your lame ass FPS game need some press? You can announce that a secret backdoor has been found in the code, allowing people to get a virtual blowjob from the sexy lead character. Is your cheerleading squad in need of publicity for your bake sale? Well, you get the idea…

Real Doll’s Blowjob Robot – From NY Times Video

So does a blowjob robot even exist? Unfortunately, not yet. Although men have been dreaming of this fantasy ever since the first robot was imagined (or more likely, the first robot was imagined because of one brilliant and horny man’s need of a blowjob), we are still decades away from a good roboblow. The horny hero mad scientists at Real Doll are on the job however, and may be the first to come up with some kind of creepy product. Personally, I find it hard to believe a company like Real Doll, operating out of a small warehouse in Los Angeles, can compete with the entire country of Japan’s industrial sector in the sex robot category, but it appears to be the case. This NY Times video shows clearly that they’re getting close to something: NY Time – Uncanny Lover

With all this said, we are left with one burning question, who are the whores in this story? Bradley Charvets’s Facegirl employees, Realdoll’s robots, or the journalists who write up these stories?