How to Make a Robot Mouth for Blowjobs
Despite the billion-dollar potential of inventing such a device, nobody seems to be making a serious attempt to do it. Probably because they’d be embarrassed to tell their families what they’re working on. So we may have to wait for the Japanese to do this first, because they seem to be less squeamish about taking […]
Blowjob Simulator in Virtual Reality
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Soft Robotics Researchers Move Closer to Blowjob Robot Creation
Although they haven’t spoken about it in a sexual context, soft robotics engineers have moved one step closer to an artificial mouth capable of giving blowjobs. As described in this article in Futurism, engineers have a novel way, using air pressure and origami-style folding structures, to create robotic gripping strength without the heaviness and loud […]
Man Uses Blowjob Cafe Idea to Generate Free Publicity
Bradley Charvet, marketing genius and owner of the Swiss escort service Facegirl, announced today that he will open the world’s first cafe whereby robots will perform blowjobs for the customers. The real news is that some news organizations, so desperate for eyeballs and advertising dollars, actually ran this bullshit story, resulting in thousands of horny […]
