How to Make a Robot Mouth for Blowjobs
Despite the billion-dollar potential of inventing such a device, nobody seems to be making a serious attempt to do it. Probably because they’d be embarrassed to tell their families what they’re working on. So we may have to wait for the Japanese to do this first, because they seem to be less squeamish about taking on controversial sexual taboos.
At the end of this article we’ll explain all the technical details of how to make a blowjob robot, and why the device needs to actually be a Throatfucking Robot instead, to eliminate cost and complication, while still satisfying most men. Also, the ideal BJ Throatfuck Robot would be designed as an AR (Augmented Reality) device, so that only a Mouth and Throat need to be created, while the user sees a beautiful girl in the VR/AR goggles. This will get past the “uncanny valley” issue of robots where this thing is going to look extremely creepy and un-sexy, probably for a few more decades until real AI exists to control the robot so it seems human.
The best attempt at a robot blowjob so far has probably been this one by Arlan Robotics, for which there’s an Indiegogo campaign: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/arlan-robotics-service-droid-1-0-sex-electric If you look at this, you’ll notice that of the 3 billion+ men who would want a functioning blowjob robot, only 29 have backed the project. Why is that? Well of course, mainly because it’s loud and hideous, but also it doesn’t have a functioning mouth. And it’s the same for all the other robot blowjob devices… the mouth of each is just a tube of some kind. How are you going to get a great blowjob without an active tongue? Without real suction?
Using Virtual Reality, we can fake the visual part, such as this project: VR Blowjob we wrote about. But to really work well, it needs a robotic mouth with an active tongue.
Some basic crap has been done regarding robot mouths and tongues, as you can see in these weird videos:
Robot Mouth Video
Robot Tongue Video
And these are the BEST attempts out there. Pathetic attempts, right?
So we can land a group of men on the moon, which benefits no one, but we can’t make a robot mouth to benefit 3 billion horny guys?
Why is it so difficult? The reason is that while we can approximate human skin/flesh with various types of rubber, creating a mouth with all its moving parts is very difficult because there are so many individual muscles involved, and they all need to be created with soft robotics, working in unison to approximate various sensations.
So here’s a basic breakdown of what’s needed:
Artificial Flesh and Skin: Various types of silicon exist that are smooth and stretchy, and when properly lubricated feel nearly the same as a human. They’re a bit fragile and sex toys I’ve tried have tended to tear after frequent and vigorous use.
Mouth: It has 36 muscles! So to really be able to do everything that a mouth does in a simulation, that’s a lot of work. Perhaps it could be simplified to less through some tricks, since it doesn’t really need to speak or make every expression… mainly just sucking and licking. But even 12 is a lot of individual motors and controls.
Lips: The lips have 4 of the 36 muscles, which allow it to open and close. All four of these will be necessary to be able to open and close the mouth to form a seal around your cock and apply the right amount or pressure.
Tongue: There are 8 muscles in the tongue and they’re all important. You’re not going to ever get a great robot blowjob without a strong, active, and agile tongue that’s programmed with all these muscles working in harmony and together with others in the mouth. It will be quite a programming task, and there are dozens of BJ techniques to imitate.
Suction: In order to create actual suction, an air bladder can be used, and since air pressure is one of the ways that soft robotics are now using as a control, this could be convenient. However, a great blowjob can actually be done without actual sucking, if the pressure, lubrication, and motion are there. So this could be theoretically eliminated or part of more advanced and expensive models.
Neck Movement: In addition to the muscles in the mouth, some method of moving the mouth is important for a great blowjob, unless you assume the man will be doing all the movement and the robot mouth is fixed, such as to a desktop or onto a mirror with a suction cup. That’s actually a great option to simplify this too, because if the mouth is going to move on its own, then it also needs a visualization system so it can see the user’s penis to make sure it’s in the right place, which makes the system far more complicated. The movement then needs 3 degrees of freedom to be able to position itself correctly to swallow your cock, which is going to be expensive.
Eyes: A great blowjob robot needs to be able to see your dick, so it can move the mouth/head of the robot to where it need to be in order to swallow your cock. This is very expensive and complicated. The eyes don’t need to look like human eyes but can just be 3D sensors such as recently developed by Intel (RealSense). All of this can be eliminated in a simpler blowjob robot that doesn’t have to move. Instead of a full blowjob, the Blowjob Robot becomes a Throatfucking Robot, which would probably satisfy most men anyway and be 1/10th the price and technical sophistication.
Heat: A heater could be built-in to get to body temperature, but I feel this could be sacrificed if need be, since use and friction will heat it up.
Lubrication: A real mouth self-lubricates from various glands, so the ideal blowjob robot would have a reservoir of a lubricant that could be set to flow according to the desired wetness of the user. However, this could easily be sacrificed too and a squirter of some kind used instead.
Vibration: Some of the blowjob toys that now exist have vibrations, which may do something for some men. The idea is that because there’s no mouth and tongue work, vibrations are used to add stimulation. Obviously this isn’t a crucial part of a real blowjob simulation, but could add some extra zing. After all, the goal is amazing pleasure, not necessarily just trying to replicate a real blowjob. And after all, a “hummer” can add some nice vibes when done right.
Facial Expression: In order for a blowjob robot to smile at you, it would need to have far more than the 36 mouth muscles. However, if we’re assuming that we don’t need it to be a full robot, but instead will just be a mouth that’s synced with an animated Virtual Reality girl, then any smiling, speaking, or other facial expressions can be done through 3D animation rather than by the actual robot. Only the parts that you can actually FEEL need to be done by the robot.
Head or Mouth? The robot only really needs a mouth, but would be much better if an entire head was involved, if only so you’d have something to grab onto with your hands. Feeling its hair between your fingers, while you fuck its mouth, would add an amazing amount of realism and immersion in VR.
Honorable Mentions
Proxoxo: I just found this device, which has a heating and vibrating function. The main problem is that its made for the much smaller Asian penis size, so for the rest of the world it’s too short for full penetration (only 4 inch depth.) Still, it’s a step in the right direction.
Related posts:
You must be logged in to post a comment Login